Who's that boy with the honey face, Looks like he should be sedated He's all smash and grab in his Adidas tags, Wound up and agitated And I bet he's not a real punk boy I bet he's not a real punk boy I bet he's not a real punk boy! Does your heart go boom when he walks in the room? Do rain clouds scatter and fall? Do you feel yourself sigh when he passes you by? Or do you grow a hundred feet tall? D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him? D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him? D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him? 'Cos if you don't he's not a real punk boy If you don't he's not a real punk boy If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all!

Who's that boy with the ocean green eyes? In Rough Trade every Saturday Don't he look cute in his Eighties track suit? I wish I hadn't thrown mine away And I bet he's not a real punk boy I bet he's not a real punk boy I bet he's not a real punk boy! Do the stars explode when he walks you home On a cool and clear evening? D'you wanna put him on like your favourite song? Or never wanna hear him? D'you go bang shang alang, every time you see him D'you go bang shang alang, every time you're near him D'you go bang shang alang, every time you hear him 'Cos if you don't he's not a real punk boy If you don't he's not a real punk boy If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all!