Kung Fu do what you do to me I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy Full on, I moved to Hong Kong With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh Last night Jackie Chan came around I played pool with him and we hung out Mr. Miagi and the X-men Called in for a while as well I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Kung Fu do what you do to me I can't live without my Kung Fu movies Shanghai Killers and Deadly Road My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed Oh I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he thinks he knows you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh I think it's strange He's friends with Fu Manchu And he's in love with you Uh uh uh uh uh oh Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan Come on Jackie Chan Uh uh uh uh uh oh

In the mid-day heat I gave a sigh Cruisin' through the garden district, I was out of my mind The Star of India's in my hotel room In a briefcase combination: 3, 2, 1 (which only I know) And I've just seen my mentor, Dr. No "California Sun" is on the radio (let's go) I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far I just wanna reach the radio star I was shooting up in my hotel room When the phone started ringing - oh no (I told him to f*** off) It was Dr. No, he gave the password He said, 'Hey, man, haven't you heard?' (and I said 'No') The world's been invaded by alien life forms I'll meet you at the airport, we've got to get out (let's go) I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far I just wanna reach the radio star

(10)... (9)... (8) I ran to the window and looked out there were dead people lying all over the streets, man. So, within two minutes I had all my stuff together. (7) I jumped in my car and was speeding down the highway, past all the deserted cars. In five minutes (6) I was at the airport but there at the gates I saw what I suppose was one of these 'alien life forms'. I pulled my bazooka (5) out of its bag in the back of the car and blew it to hell. As arranged, Dr. No was waiting for me (4) in the terminal. We got in his private jet plane and took off two hours later landing in Zaire, where we met up with Fu Manchu, (3) Hannibal Lecter, the Hooded Claw and all the rest of the gang. We boarded the rocket and soon we were shooting off for the stars (2) and as we approached the space station I looked down and observed the earth, the US air force being annihilated (1) and swarms of nuclear weapons soaring (we have lift-off!) through the stratosphere destroying the earth And I swear to God I laughed. (Congratulations you guys!) I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star I just wanna reach the radio star It's a satellite off Venus and it ain't too far I just wanna reach the radio star

There's two things I like, REALLY like. One's kicking migs, and the other's thumping birds. First I'm gonna kill 'em all Then I'm gonna f*** you Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass I'm gonna gamble I'm gonna f*** you Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass Oh boy Tonight I'm gonna do your brain I'm gonna kill you in Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass

I'm gonna gamble I'm gonna f*** you Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass First I'm gonna kill 'em all Then I'm gonna f*** you Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass I'm gonna gamble I'm gonna f*** you Oh baby, I wanna f*** you up the ass Oh f***